Who am I kidding, I can’t stay mad at you! I am going straight to 40:12 Cuddle Time (sheesh, glad there was a nice one on the list!) Headed in for a fix, erm uh, a LISTEN right now.

I love how Elizabeth and Andy genuinely like and enjoy one another. I’m a couples therapist and have recommended that clients listen to NLR to get a feel for a really happy healthy couple. Keep putting joy and connection out there! We need more couples like E & A.

Elizabeth and Andy, I want to start by saying you are what we all need in life to be reminded that there is hope in the world, and that while not perfect, totally worth it. I’m a “newish” listener (thank you Monica😇) and wanted to let you know that you both bring me so much joy. Andy I am also an adult ADHD diagnosed person and you’re “unique” beeps and boops has brought me comfort, and Elizabeth is right (in most if not all things) but EVERYONE is thinking “box city” is about vaginas. lol. Please don’t stop, you make everything better.

Just listened to the episode “Elizabeth is feeling very insecure.” I can so relate to the gelatin issue. I’ve been on the vegetarian wagon in one form or another since the late 90s and I tell you, the day I found out about gelatin was one of the hardest day for me. No more Lucky Charms? No more gummy candies? No more marshmallows? No more jello or instant pudding??? Dark, dark day.

Elizabeth and Andy - I have been listening to your podcast for the last two years. (Yes, St. Monica sent me.) I am in graduate school getting my masters in public administration (snooze-fest, I know) and I use your podcast as motivation to get in the car and drive to class every Wednesday. Your conversations have gotten me through some tough times. The next time I listen to your Wednesday show, I will be driving to my graduation ceremony (June 11). I can’t tell you how much you both truly mean to me. Thank you for sharing your lives (and Andy’s parents) with us. Love you both.

Love hearing your laughter and laughing with you.

Is that I recently discovered the pod, I believe from one of the girls’ in your orbits pods that I already listen to - June or Kulap - and I can’t get enough of your pod. As a preschool teacher for the past ten years, I love to hear Elizabeth’s takes on motherhood and concerns for your children in the ever evolving crazy world. It’s nice to hear candid observations about how parents feel that I may not otherwise, amidst lots of funny anecdotes and serious conversations, I love when Andy starts laughing at Elizabeth before she says something because he knows where shes about to take it (or he thinks he does). I have been listening to some back episodes and it is funny how often Andy says “what I will say” and “if you will” as he didn’t realize but what’s funnier is Elizabeth says it as well. Your podcast is also inspiring for people that want to know you can have children and still follow out your dreams but you have to make them happen. You may find it weird or trivial but those conversations about even restarting the pod and your other pod remind people that they can pivot and follow a passion. I love teaching but have been thinking for years of opening a side business baking as I’ve dabbled in it and listening may just give me the encouragement. Like, well I’m technically a “nobody” listening but maybe I could be more of the somebody I want to be. Keep up the great work, it’s a lovely distraction to listen to on lunch breaks to give me some giggles throughout the day. Oh also I love the names Teddy and Otis! My nephew (boy) is named teddy also but as a teacher I’ve heard a loooooooot of wild names over the years and I’ve never met an Otis! My sister mom and I grew up watching the temptations super long film and there’s a scene where Otis Williams kicks someone out of the band and he yells “what Otis no 50 cent fine?” And weve been saying that for about 25 years for some reason.

I was hooked from the first episode I listened to about a month ago, and have now been binging from the beginning and also binging Nobody’s news. I’m already sad for the day I get caught up and have to wait for new episodes. Thanks to Monica for the recommendation!

Longtime listener, first time reviewer. Began listening to Totally Mommy when I was pregnant with my first born in 2018, been hooked ever since. The marriage banter reminds me so much of my own, and is so great to hear real conversations with real feelings be handled with so much respect, while still often being wildly hilarious. Also, comment for the 5/6/25 episode, I started volunteering with Habitat for Humanity in college, got hired upon graduation, and have been working there for 14 years - Elizabeth - give volunteering with Habitat a try! Our volunteer ages range from 18 to 85!

When I’m listening to you two, I’m not listening to anyone else…just ask my family! Air pods in, don’t bother me while I take in the conversation and banter with Elizabeth and Andy. I love your humor (your laughter is the best), honesty, and clear love for each other. I’m here because of Monica, and now I can’t get enough which is why I joined your Patreon. And, Elizabeth, I know you know who joins since you said so! 😉 Love your daily news too, it’s how I start each week day…by listening to you and nobody else!

I was sent by St. Monica! A long time ago, just failed to submit a review till now. You two make me laugh so much, which is the best gift you can give! Thank you for having a show that is always so enjoyable to listen to!

I have heard Elizabeth on many of my favorite podcasts over the years and am devastated I am just now getting to hers! I started listening to this and Nobody’s News mere days ago, and I have already developed a deep parasocial relationship with her and Andy. What a gift to have YEARS of episodes to catch up on!

I have been listening for several months and didn’t know I could see your actual faces without a google search. Since I don’t care I never looked. Elizabeth has a long brown ponytail and glasses with long fingernails. Andy has a modern mullet and is 6’0-6’2 and blonde with an earring. I know you’ve described yourselves but I just gloss over it and have you pictured in my mind. Love the show so much !

Long time listener, I look forward/ can’t wait for the weekly episode!! I love your Midwest nice style - and also Elizabeth / I’m a fellow Moms Demand vol here! Here’s the story I was told about why pineapples were placed on the doorstep long ago - I was told this was on a tour in Charleston, South Cacalacky. Legend has it, the wife would place a pineapple (which was a gift from her returning husband sailor who had been away at sea) to “tell” her other suitors that her husband was now back home. So perhaps this is how the upside down pineapple has come to indicate “the lifestyle”. 🤷‍♀️

After listening to Elizabeth on Garbage World where I found her to be funny and delightful, I made my way to this podcast. I’m smitten! The charming duo make me laugh and give me strength as I commute to and from a job I don’t like. Now I am enjoying going through the archives. I wish I would have found them sooner. Thanks guys!

Heard your other listener bought a box of Fatboy and so did I! You better get a sponsorship soon. Never heard of them before your show and now they are on the weekly food list. I also got a box with a half cookie sandwich all the way in NJ. Someone is sleeping in quality control for sure! Try adding sprinkles on the edges for your kids, mine love them that way! Y’all are making the world a better place with your fun conversations. Thank you, and 🙌 Saint Monica!!!

Fave podcast. Feels like hanging out with friends (very funny friends) A bright spot in my week! Happy that nobody’s news gives me a daily hit now!

I have added this show to my line up. I realized that sometimes I was listening to get that warm cozy feeling you get from listening to friends chat….but I wasn’t hearing what they said. It’s so human and humane….try it out. Oh, and I came to it through “Ask Ronna.”

Nipples? Pinky Toes? Well my entire flight got to weigh in when my ear pods switched to my computer and I tapped « play » on my phone which played your very important question posed right at the perfect moment. Annnyways, I turned red and fumbled with my phone like one of those internet meme cats typing on a keyboard. But also giggled to myself knowing my fellow nobody’s out there would relate. Shoutout to my seat mates who didn’t hit the call button on me. Love you guys! Please don’t ever stop what you’re doing.

Perfect show!

Just listened for the first time in a bit and the episode was opened with “is anybody listening? Amy is. “ made my day. -an Oregon Amy that loves you

After getting turned onto NLR by St. Monica, I look forward to my Wednesday morning commute with you both. I find you hugely relatable and always end up laughing out loud. After your Fat Boy Juniors recommendation, I had to purchase a box while grocery shopping this weekend. You were right, they are so satisfying and just the right size for a post-meal sweet. I felt the need to finally write a review because I just unwrapped one and there was no top. Imagine if this is not a quality control issue but a strategic ploy to pad margins with a half sandwich in each box. We need some kind of study to get to the bottom of this. Andy, your next passion project? lol

Is there anything better than going from a fact check with Saint Monica directly into an episode of Nobody’s Listening? I think not. Love NLR and loving Nobody’s News. I love your banter and your relatability. I feel like I have so much in common with the both of you. And Elizabeth, I too wish I didn’t get that gross phlegm when I laugh. Andy knows not his privilege. Congrats on your new ventures!

Some may take life advice from Mr.Tolle but I take all of mine from Elizebeth and Andy…and of course Saint Monica.

These two are regularly mentioned in my gratitude journal (I have the same one as Elizabeth) and have gotten me through so much. Their model of playful, healthy love and communication has been a game changer in what I believe is possible for me out there. I don’t usually lol irl, but these two know how to get me. My NLR Patreon bill should be FSA eligible, because it’s vital to my health. Truly the most parasocial relationship I’ve ever felt. Thanks for all the good times, besties. 🫶

Just listened to the Deep Dive for a few episodes and I must say, we Nobodies absolutely need more of the unhinged Elizabeth that they were talking about on the Deep Dive. Such funny stories they were sharing and painting a picture of Elizabeth that I’m not sure we’ve fully heard as listeners but I need more! Love listening and look forward to your episode every week <3 Amelia

HELLLLO from the coast of NC. left a clever review in aug 2024 and it disappeared! so i’m doubling down and doing my part to help yall surpass Eckhart Tolle. love this show soooo much - found through saint monica (plz press the button) can’t wait to subscribe to patreon now that i’ve made it through all of the available episodes on spotify

What a great conversation each time. Thank you for being you!

The love I have for Elizabeth and Andy is overflowing! These two make every day better and I can’t wait to see their episodes in my feed every week! Buckle up for laughter, tears, cringes, and love.

What’s it going to take to bring back the “Andy Says Bounce” merch? Long time listener and loving this new show!!!

Elizabeth and Andy are such a delight - I am always laughing along with them every week! Today’s episode had me in tears when Elizabeth was talking about Teddy’s colic phase. Our second baby was colicky and it brought me back to that place immediately of feeling so isolated and thinking other moms were so lucky to be able to do simple errands with their sleepy newborns. Fast forward to today and that colicky baby is almost 3 and the sweetest, sassiest, spunkiest little girl. These are truly the days and I wouldn’t change anything. Thanks for the insight and perspective - I’ll be listening forever.

What a delightful, insightful, all around good time. Sad I’m out of episodes to binge, but love the excitement of seeing a new ep in my feed. Thanks to Saint Monica for introducing me, and thanks to Elizabeth and Andy for the laughs, tears and ah ha’s. I’m so often on the exact same page as Elizabeth and it brings me such joy and comfort to know someone thinks so much like me!

Another St Monica convert! Love the show and wanted to let you know I have a friend (mid-40s, mother of two) with a tongue piercing, and she’s…a diplomat! She’s a cool diplomat, which is rare, but she’s also respectable and successful. So there you go!

Please, for the love of captain kangaroo, include more convos with Andy’s parents 🙏

After hearing Saint Monica recommend you for years I started listening while moving out of my house after the demise of my 7 year relationship. I found your dynamic to be both charming and calming. Your love and respect you have for one another as well as your ability to make each other laugh has given me a new standard for a future relationship.

We’re all listening. Andy and Elizabeth are the best; I’ve been along for the ride w these two for more than a decade and I always look forward to my weekly hang-sesh w them!

Super relatable and funny. I listen while working in my workshop (furniture maker) and admire the way the two of you work together. My husband and I frequently work on projects together and I love how the two of you balance each other out. Thanks for making my workdays brighter!

So entertaining! Love to listen every week.

Love this podcast so much. Thanks Monica :-) you two fill my life with the same positive and funny energy that watching friends used to. Quick hot take on the eczema bumper sticker— I feel like there’s a chance it’s actually a sarcastic sticker poking fun at people who put personal things on their car? Like maybe it’s more of a mean spirited eye roll rather than a growing awareness of the eczema community. Thoughts?Thanks for being the best!

Jan 1 listening and trying to be supportive of eczema. When E presents the alternative of a dad that buys everyone bumper stickers After I have taken a big swig of coke and I spit coke out and down my fav sweatshirt- here’s to a year of laughter, support and five stars.

You already know who sent me! This podcast is such a treat and I’m so excited every Wednesday when a new episode drops. You two feel like old friends and make me laugh out loud every week. I recently had my first baby and listening through the back catalog has gotten me through many difficult times and late nights. Wishing you and your family the best, thanks for all of the laughs and amazing advice ❤️

I’m listening

I don’t know how this came across my path but seems like a good show

Found you two 10 years ago and you were my 1st podcast. Feels like we are besties. Love the in-depth convos and funny banter. Love Costco muffins but have you tried Sprouts muffins? Yum! Thanks for making me laugh every week.

Finally started listening per Saint Monica’s reccomendation and I’m so glad I did! Over the last few months you two have kept me company and kept me sane during many hours spent caring for my now 7 month old son during late nights and early mornings. I wanted to say that I am a Christian listener and although I do wish we could have a more nuanced conversation about my stream of faith in particular, I completely understand your anger towards the church and agree with your reasons for feeling the way you feel. It’s devastating to me that greed, homophobia, racism and mysogyny within the Christian tradition has caused so much harm. My faith means so much to me and I still think there is so much beauty to be found in it. Know that there are some of us out here that hold a lot more in common with you than with the wild Christian influencers (😂)! Love you both and thankful for what you do.

Firstly, MY opinion is that your show’s the best. I’ve been listening for a couple years now and I shall not stop. Secondly, while I was in the shower just now I thought of something I’d like to hear your takes on. What do you think of this: public school teachers whose own children are homeschooled. In our small school there are two teachers whose kids have never gone to public school. One of the teachers comes from a line of public school teachers who don’t send their kids to public school. I find it curious. Discuss.

I listened to a few of the podcast episodes and watched a few of the latest episodes on YouTube. There is something about the conversations between Elizabeth and Andy that make me laugh out loud and both their laughs are very contagious which makes me laugh even more. Watching them on YouTube was even funnier then just listening to the Podcast because of their facial expressions and laughter. Looking forward to working my way through the older episodes.

I am truly so thankful for this podcast. As a long-time listener, have I heard some of these stories before? Sure. Do I expect conversations to almost instantly get derailed? Well yes! But every episode is a delight. Elizabeth and Andy are two lights in this world who aren’t afraid to be vulnerable or silly goofy idiots. Love em to bits. And don’t get me started on the patreon!

I’m listening. I started listening a couple weeks ago and decided to go back to the very beginning because I was loving the show so much. I’m glad I did and I look forward to the 100+ episodes I have ahead of me!

I LOVE you guys. I run a house cleaning business and several times clients have stopped me and asked what I’m laugh so loudly about! I recommend this podcast to everyone I know 🥰 btw Elizabeth as someone that has cleaned several toilets that plumber should be ashamed lol. This is like the Ted lasso show in a podcast it gives me all the feels and I truly appreciate how vulnerable and authentic you both are. You can tell you are very in love and it’s the cutest. I will not settle for anything less than this in my next relationship #couplesgoals. Def heard about you from St. Monica as well. Love her! You are the highlight of my week and get me through my roughest days. Elizabeth’s laugh makes me almost pee my pants laughing it’s the best. Thank you. 😊