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  • JelqMaster67
    Listening to this podcast one handed đŸ€Ș
    I love to listen to this while jelqing. Helps me get in the zone. Love you guys. 😘
  • colbycrews
    My one stop shop for News(tm)
    Probably worth 3 stars, but I decided against it since they killed Tom.
  • Hunter Biden’s crackpipe
    vaguely entertaining
    It’s ok I guess. My phone broke and can’t play anything else.
  • P to the G
    I love it
    If you grew up listening to Coast to Coast radio and losing yourself in the bowels of the internet you’re going to fit right in.
  • Brachthune
    Free Aaron!
    Listened to Arron getting put into the crystal on a long family car trip. The kids thought it was mean for his friends to put him into the crystal. But they understood in the end that it was probably for the best.
  • pataphysician
    Ringolevio
    Never listened to this but imma give it five stars just cuz I can.
  • Mattertarian
    Greatest News Show
    Timeline Earth is the greatest News Show in history. Bird, a.k.a. Mr. Newsman, breaks the internet with his unparalleled talent and sheer handsomeness. Flanked by his equally gifted right hand Car, the affable Paz, and the charmingly unhinged Aaron, this quartet are the best FEMA campmates a guy could ask for. Coming to a Walmart near you!
  • Cooootah
    red scare for straight guys
    I like to vape and type on my keyboard in unison while I listen for a 4D experience when I hangout with the boys
  • Freetoplay100
    Best source of weekly news 9 Wednesdays out of10
    Don’t be frightened by all the inside jokes you’ll figure it out as you go Update: #*BEEP*Tom
  • Asdfghjklzxvvbnmpoiiuyrwwwetu
    Thank you for changing my life
    This is the best show I’ve ever listened to. I only listen for the low quality, Unprofessionalism.
  • TruckStopSpeedFan69
    Great podcast- interesting topics, consistent quality
    Great podcast. Well produced and interesting topics. A lot of women keep talking about how handsome and charming the host and his guests are, a lot of men fear to engage them in armed combat.
  • tom5304
    Pretty bad production
    They have one of the hosts vaping directly into the microphone every few minutes. Someone else is loudly typing onto a keyboard while others are talking, drowning out the conversation. Grow up, guys. The content is fairly good, but as a whole this podcast is unlistenable.
  • wild cheez
    Halloween 23
    Dracula Flow Dracula flow 2 Dracula Flow 3 Hella tight
  • Not quite country
    Come for The News
    Stay for The Monologue
  • Bidens 3rd Iteration
    Americas Only Trustworthy News
    I get all my news from this show. It’s the only show that is completely 100% honest without exception and hits on the important stories that effect my daily existence. Nowhere else can you get foreign policy updates, Little Amal tracking and migratory bird news. Their predictions of future events are always spot on.
  • dogcigarettes
    This Podcast Saved My Life
    Deep in the depths of alcoholism and other such definitely legal substance use along the Colorado River I shared an intimate and treasured moment with Mr. Birdarchist I will never forget, then tried to drunkly give him $50 for Patreon. Now everytime I see a fentanyl addict shooting up in the street or perhaps the humble methhead hitting pipe like he works in a gay sex factory I just turn this podcast up and walk a little faster to get my Marlboro Reds.
  • austingspmom
    New levels of stupidity
    I’ve tried to listen several times and never make it all the way through. They are genuinely funny sometimes but there is just too much stupid to wade through. The MAGA loving guy raving about wanting to take political prisoners was it for me. He should go.
  • Me741
    My Love
    This podcast is my only reason for living at this point.
  • Ryan in Washington state.
    Number one tracking podcast
    This is some A+ content.
  • DbBBBBBDB01
    Essential for following the News
    Came for the Little Amal. Stayed for the whimsy.
  • BDC94
    You know why you’re here, we know why you’re here.
    Much like uncle teds manifesto, you picked it up, you already know the answer.
  • not uncle ted.
    One star but Aaron saved the review.
    Came here to give one star. Then Arron did the solo save the day podcast. Five stars.
  • Bane of Ignorance
    I don’t know
    What is wrong with you guys?
  • Chaotic Agent
    I need more episodes.
    This podcast and a few others are a big part of why I haven’t gone absolutely insane. I appreciate you guys. N
  • Haanddrinkin
    I love it!!!
    Huff more dongs. Five stars. GFY.
  • grossgoose
    đŸ€”
    I forced my girlfriend to listen to this and now she’s more based than I am.
  • Bird flute
    Effigy
    Chillderberg is the new “ Burning man” , stay classy TLE
  • Bi Curious Conservative
    The Elf
    The elf should have perished in the fire after performing that coup on Aaron’s union. It was her fault the riots even started. He was doing a great job. Car and Bird were just upset that Aaron took over after they decided to make him a full time cohost, so they went along with coup. Boyz Town is the only real BD show on the TLE broadcast.
  • agoristboogboi
    5/5
    Great dynamic they have a talking bird, a homeless guy and a guy who apparently camps in a car
  • 6bb1dd9mm
    Mance
    Bird from the rollie and slappy show is great
  • Bencito2
    Funny but smart.
    This is my jam.
  • red-lipped-batfish
    Song
    I wrote and sang every word of that song(except the spoken word sometimes near the end). 5 stars! Very great!! I have hired a lawyer and will cease my trademark infringement litigation if 2.4 billion bitcoin’s are sent to this wallet: qxtz-1234-đŸ€-đŸ„“-🏎-eta-🍆
  • TheMadPluck
    Not Mad
    Best liberty centered podcast for my 45 minutes on the elliptical. If there were more weekly episodes I might actually loose some weight.
  • Not David Wong I swear
    Chill
    The CHILDERBERG MEETING, which I attend from time to time—it is the most F.A.G.y goddamned thing you could ever imagine.
  • Mitch_M
    Terrible
    So there are these two guys. One lives in a car and the other believes he is a bird. They are Ripple apologists. They won’t even talk about serious topics like the Lost Creek Yeti. Sometimes they have good guests that keep them in line. They found a homeless man and got him a job and now he has a house. They definitely are a propaganda arm of the federal government for how much they support the growing girth of government power. They even have a cult.
  • AccordionBot
    Love the cast of characters they have
    Great, entertaining, funny. Love what Car and Bird have created with this podcast and love the group of people that they talk to regularly. Keep it up boys!
  • tralston12
    Birds aren’t real.
    Best anarchocryptitarian podcast out there
  • assaids
    Jams
    Easily the best podcast theme song of all time
  • 20tonsofsteel
    For friends
    Very seriously not serious. Except when it is.
  • Brianmol
    Great show.
    Great show with THE BEST opening song.
  • Nick__Webb
    I was a statist
    I was a statist until listen to Car and Bird. Now I have that BDE that goes with being an anarchist.
  • Joe The Individual
    Getting Divorced!
    I thought the show was mildly amusing at first and decided to have my wife listen to an episode. To keep things short, my wife doesn’t appreciate my gorilla mindset and hits me with a rubber toad whenever I’m not looking. She’s also threatening to demand 100% of the adrenochrome, which we don’t have, so I’ll have to explain it in front of a judge.
  • JLinz29
    Amazing
    Send this podcast to your grandma with no context
  • PhilthyDC
    DO NOT LISTEN!
    This has got to be one of the worst things to ever enter my ear and I am pretty kinky in the bedroom, so that should tell you something. These guys are just flat out are terrible. Also, I'm pretty sure one of these guys threw a wet paper towel at me while I was sitting in a stall at Olive Garden.
  • wtrobinson
    As good as Nickelback, and as fun as a chainsaw lobotomy
    Friends Against Government draws you in by being anti-State and having “fun”, but when you listen you start to realize that you’ve fallen prey to the ol’ bait and switch. Listening to this show will ruin your life. Their skill lies somewhere between Nickelback and Creed, but their party antics are about as fun as a glue-sniffing rampage ending with a chainsaw lobotomy.
  • zfallon84
    Terrible advice from a Bird, and a Surveyor.
    The 1st Amendement was written specifically to protect this form of hate-speech.
  • Hamborgini
    Butt funnel bitcoin
    This podcast is the “Air Bud” of Libertarian podcasts. I’ve never huffed rubber cement before, but I bet listening to this podcast is just as beneficial/detrimental to your health and well-being.
  • WhoseUrDaddy999
    Better than Sesame Street
    This show is 20% talk and 80% the hosts laughing. I’m so glad my kid listens while practicing karate because it masks my intense giggle fits at my kids horrible form. Sending back to mom this week. The kid, not the show.
  • David and Kat
    Big D*ck Move
    Kick in the nuts or $5 in cold hard cask? I’ll take the beer coozy.
  • ScottyMop
    Meh
    It's a little too road friendly for real libertarians in my opinion. The one guy being named Car, clearly dependent on roads, and the Bird dude always going on about this "Road Toad" nonsense.
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