Phil and Lisa Ruin the Movies

by Lisa Schmeiser and Philip Michaels
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Lisa Schmeiser and Philip Michaels say terrible things about movies they haven’t seen and ruin everything for everybody.

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Recent Episodes
  • 46: Phil and Lisa Ruin Ben Stiller
    Jun 14, 2021 – 50:11
  • 45: Phil and Lisa Ruin Volcanology
    Feb 11, 2021 – 41:26
  • 44: Phil and Lisa Ruin the City of Angels
    Apr 26, 2020 – 42:09
  • 43: Phil and Lisa Ruin the Bonds of Holy Matrimony
    Apr 12, 2020 – 55:36
  • 42: Phil and Lisa Ruin the Western Canon
    Mar 22, 2020 – 45:19
  • 41: Idris Elba: Sex Panther
    Jan 1, 2020 – 40:17
  • 40: Phil and Lisa Ruin a Star War
    Dec 24, 2019 – 56:07
  • 39: Phil and Lisa Ruin the X-Men Draft
    Sep 29, 2019 – 30:41
  • 38: Phil and Lisa Send in the Clowns
    Aug 20, 2019 – 46:45
  • 37: Phil and Lisa Ruin James Corden
    Aug 11, 2019 – 54:09
  • 36: Phil and Lisa Ruin the Avengers Franchise
    Dec 10, 2018 – 56:31
  • 35: Phil And Lisa Ruin Sincerity
    Oct 24, 2018 – 29:38
  • 34: Phil & Lisa Ruin Ramen
    Mar 31, 2018 – 53:40
  • 33: Phil and Lisa Ruin Christopher Cross
    Jan 18, 2018 – 58:42
  • 32: Phil And Lisa Ruin Star Wars
    Dec 17, 2017 – 01:04:52
  • 31: Phil And Lisa Ruin Extended Hiatuses
    Nov 30, 2017 – 51:53
  • 30: Phil and Lisa Ruin Replicants
    Jul 19, 2017 – 54:12
  • 29: Phil and Lisa Ruin the Third Reich
    Jun 23, 2017 – 55:02
  • 28: Phil and Lisa Ruin Summer
    Jun 12, 2017 – 55:47
  • 27: Phil and Lisa Ruin Charlie Hunnam
    Mar 7, 2017 – 01:00:49
  • 26: Phil and Lisa Ruin the Super Bowl
    Feb 8, 2017 – 45:45
  • 25: Phil and Lisa Ruin the Oscar Nominations
    Jan 31, 2017 – 59:28
  • 24: Phil and Lisa Ruin Moana
    Nov 29, 2016 – 46:45
  • 23: Phil & Lisa Ruin Comic-Con
    Jul 26, 2016 – 56:10
  • 22: Donald Duck Learned His Trade in the Navy
    Jul 12, 2016 – 51:13
  • 21: Phil and Lisa Ruin Your Childhood
    Jun 24, 2016 – 56:04
  • 20: Phil and Lisa Ruin Sports Movies
    Jun 6, 2016 – 59:16
  • 19: Phil & Lisa Ruin the Patriarchy
    May 5, 2016 – 54:58
  • 18: The Movies Ruin Phil and Lisa
    Mar 14, 2016 – 47:12
  • 17: Phil and Lisa Ruin Pratfalls
    Mar 7, 2016 – 46:08
  • 16: Snake Lady
    Feb 16, 2016 – 42:05
  • 15: Phil and Lisa Ruin Superheroes
    Dec 25, 2015 – 46:43
  • 14: Team Whale
    Oct 10, 2015 – 42:18
  • 13: Ridley Squat
    Sep 12, 2015 – 41:52
  • 12: Arguing for Epigenetic Inheritance
    Aug 25, 2015 – 46:24
  • 11: Phil and Lisa Hate America
    Jul 5, 2015 – 36:30
  • 10: Cereal Sommelier
    Jun 30, 2015 – 39:33
  • 9: Phil Ruins the Age of Ultron
    Jun 7, 2015 – 46:51
  • 8: Some Days You Just Can't Get Rid of a Bomb
    Mar 22, 2015 – 39:07
  • 7: Phil and Lisa Ruin the 2015 Oscars
    Feb 17, 2015 – 42:33
  • 6: Oprah Wrestles an Ocelot
    Dec 20, 2014 – 37:26
  • 5: Hallmark Holiday
    Dec 16, 2014 – 30:37
  • 4: The Safety Word is Garlic
    Nov 28, 2014 – 33:28
  • 3: Macking on the Triceratops
    Nov 26, 2014 – 31:28
  • 2: Sir, It's Burlesque
    Aug 29, 2014 – 28:09
  • 1: Purge Insurance
    Jul 18, 2014 – 20:39
Recent Reviews
  • dwearsch
    Who new trailers could provide so much fertile ground for comedy?
    Lisa and Phil are tremendous.
  • MyVogonPoetry
    Saves me precious money
    Every time I go to the movies I have to take out a small loan for tickets and treats. I would much rather stay home and listen to Phil and Lisa ruin them!
  • s.lbc
    Funniest podcast I have
    Phil and Lisa have made me bust out laughing too many times. On an airplane no less. Their humor is great and I need more!
  • slutzo
    I haven't listened...
    ...but I'm sure it's awful.
  • Underdog45
    Hilarious listen every time.
    It's a fresh approach for a movie podcast and the personalities of the hosts are perfect for it.
  • jnytrn
    Finally!!
    Yes finally! I have two other people that love to breakdown movies with self delusion'd details as much as I do. We are kindred spirits. Please keep them coming.
  • Weristhyra
    Their version is better than the movies deserve
    Phil and Lisa riff on movies they haven't seen. Their riffs make more sense than the actual movies, saving everyone time and money, so you don't have to mess with tickets/netflix/pirate bay shenanigans. They are so funny!
  • r1catalano
    Voyeur
    Listen to the dynamic duo of Philip Michaels (@PhilipMichaels and @DDEvoice) and Lisa Schmeiser (@lschmeiser) heckle movies they have no intention of ever watching (and neither should you)! The funniest married couple on twitter brings their hilarious banter straight to your ears. Just one episode and you’ll wish you were a fly on the wall of the Schmeiser/Michaels (Schmeichaels?) household.
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