RiverMales: All Tea, All Shade, All Riverdale

by Sissy That Talk Podcast Network
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Matt Marr (@themattmarr) and Jake Anthony (@jakeitorfakeit) are two Southern Queens who adore watching some campy television. They also love any show with real hot guys. We didn't say this was a deep show, y'all.Join the "Sisters" from different misters, as they recap CW's RIVERDALE (with HOT ARCHIE), FX's FUED: BETTE AND JOAN (drag queen acting), and Logo's award-winning, FINDING PRINCE CHARMING. And by "award" we mean it's a hot train wreck of a show that attempts to be the Gay Bachelor. Yes, Jake and Mattie mock everything they watch, but at the same time...they can't stop watching! This show is gayer than Christmas morning in Judy Garland's living room. www.tvteatime.comAnd want to see Jake's face as he judges Mattie? You can also watch our podcast on our youtube channel: Youtube/talktomattmarr

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Recent Episodes
  • RiverMales 101: Riverdale Season 4 Premieres!
    Nov 16, 2019 – 01:05:29
  • Rivermales 100: Riverdale Season 4 Preview!
    Oct 10, 2019 – 12:05
  • Rivermales 99: The Riverdale FINALE and our 100th Episode! And We're drunk y'all.
    May 16, 2019 – 24:53
  • RiverMales 98: How you gonna keep them down on the farm, after they’ve seen…Your organ harvesting operation?”
    May 9, 2019 – 37:49
  • RiverMales 97: It's Prom and Chad Michael Murray is Shirtless & Hot AF
    May 2, 2019 – 39:10
  • RiverMales 96: Fear The Reaper...Uhhh Don't Worry We Won't!
    Apr 25, 2019 – 36:50
  • Rivermales 95: Finally! A Betty and Alice Episode!
    Apr 18, 2019 – 35:54
  • Rivermales 94: Archie and Mad Dog Box And The Secret Scenes Abound
    Mar 29, 2019 – 33:08
  • RiverMales 93: Heathers, the Musical Episode... and we are Queens With Opinions
    Mar 21, 2019 – 35:03
  • RiverMales 92: Keeping Up with The Joneses...and Hot Girl Sex
    Mar 15, 2019 – 36:27
  • RiverMales 91: Betty Burns, Gina Sings, & Veronica Need to Just run a Gay Bar at this Point
    Mar 7, 2019 – 44:54
  • RiverMales 90: Archie Gets In the Ring While the Show Gets Lost
    Feb 28, 2019 – 36:09
  • RiverMales 89: Riverdale Finds It's Rainbow...FINALLY!
    Feb 7, 2019 – 32:24
  • RiverMales 88: Hermione Shows Her Hand, Jughead & Betty are on the case, and Archie is still emo and annoying
    Feb 1, 2019 – 43:17
  • RiverMales 87: There's a New Villain in Riverdale...the SATS!
    Jan 24, 2019 – 39:29
  • RiverMales 86: Serpents and Archie and Bears...OH MY!
    Jan 18, 2019 – 28:17
  • RiverMales 85: Don't Mess With Jughead's Momma--Gina Gershon For the Win!
    Dec 13, 2018 – 39:05
  • Rivermales 84: Riverdale Deep Dive and Conspiracy Theories with the Gals from Swimming in Sweetwater Part 2
    Dec 11, 2018 – 36:24
  • Rivermales 83: Hay, Hay, Heeeyyy Archie's Shirtless and Dumb
    Dec 6, 2018 – 32:49
  • RiverMales 82: ManHunter and the Sex Bunker
    Nov 29, 2018 – 36:23
  • RiverMales 81: The Great Escape-Archie is bound and We are gagging!
    Nov 15, 2018 – 33:17
  • RiverMales 80: The Midnight Club AKA the Flasback Episode!!
    Nov 9, 2018 – 37:52
  • RiverMales 79: Archie Joins Shawshank Fight Club
    Oct 25, 2018 – 34:16
  • Rivermales 78: Riverdale 0302 Archie goes to a Porn Prison
    Oct 19, 2018 – 31:02
  • Rivermales 77: Riverdale 0301 Season 3 Opener Leaves Us Hot...and a bit bothered
    Oct 11, 2018 – 34:17
  • TVTT 76: Lili Reinhardt talks about playing young Alice Cooper and Jakes Riverdale scandal theory!
    Sep 28, 2018 – 29:41
  • TvTT 75: Two Riverdale cast Members are Dating IRL & Reaction to the new Mary Poppins Trailer
    Sep 20, 2018 – 13:52
  • TvTT 74: Sabrina Teaser Reaction and Riverdale Casting News
    Sep 14, 2018 – 18:59
  • TvTT 73: We Know What You Did This Summer: Riverdale Cast
    Sep 7, 2018 – 26:52
  • TvTT 72: Riverdale Season 3 Promo Recap!!
    Aug 31, 2018 – 30:13
  • TvTT 71: Trying Cheap Rosé and WHO'S our Favorite Reality Star?
    Jun 15, 2018 – 20:16
  • TvTT 70: Two Men Squealing over Painful Face Masks
    Jun 12, 2018 – 14:04
  • TvTT 69: A Lookback on What 80's Cartoons made us Gay...Also Reggie from Riverdale is a TEASE!
    May 24, 2018 – 18:26
  • TvTT 68: Jake and Mattie get drunk watching Riverdale Finale Ch. 35-Brave New World
    May 17, 2018 – 25:36
  • TvTT 67: Riverdale Ch. 34 Judgment Night
    May 10, 2018 – 42:33
  • TvTT 66: Riverdale Ch. 33 "Shadow of a Doubt"...there was a plot
    May 4, 2018 – 34:04
  • TvTT 65: Riverdale Chapter 32: Prisoners
    May 1, 2018 – 21:28
  • TvTT 64: Riverdale Ch. 31 CARRIE The Musical!
    Apr 20, 2018 – 34:48
  • TvTT 63: EXLUSIVE Interview with Moose aka Cody Kearsley from RIVERDALE
    Apr 13, 2018 – 30:01
  • TvTT 62: Riverdale Ch. 30 The Noose Tightens
    Apr 6, 2018 – 24:46
  • TvTT 61: Riverdale Ch 29 Primary Colors
    Mar 23, 2018 – 31:14
  • TvTT 60: Riverdale Ch 28 There Will Be Blood...and Shirtless Archie
    Mar 15, 2018 – 40:19
  • TvTT 59: Riverdale 27 The Hills Have Eyes but Sadly No Man-on-Man Action
    Mar 8, 2018 – 36:45
  • TvTT 58: NEW Riverdale trailer and an ANNOUNCEMENT!
    Mar 1, 2018 – 24:34
  • TvTT 57: Riverdale Ch 26 A Tell-Tale Heart
    Feb 8, 2018 – 36:26
  • TvTT 56: Riverdale 25: The Wicked & The Divine
    Feb 3, 2018 – 33:44
  • TvTT 55: Riverdale Ch. 24 The Wrestler or aka HOMOEROTIC AF Episode!
    Jan 25, 2018 – 36:11
  • TvTT 54: Riverdale Ch 23 The Blackboard Jungle
    Jan 21, 2018 – 35:06
  • TvTT 53: Riverdale Ch. 22 Silent Night, Deadly Night
    Dec 16, 2017 – 32:34
  • TvTT 52 Riverdale Ch. 21: The House of the Devil
    Dec 9, 2017 – 24:00
Recent Reviews
  • NancylovesMattandJake
    LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE THEM!!!!
    I love Mattie and Poodle so much!!!! I can’t get enough of them... I’ve listened to some of their shows like 5 times over just because they’re THAT GOOD..... if you need a good hearty laugh, especially these days, listen to these guys.... they actually make watching this train wreck show (and the others they cover) worth it.... thank you both so much for making me smile and laugh.... there’s not enough stars — iTunes won’t let me pick more than 5!!! KEEP GOING QUEENS!!! Love you!!!!
  • ZamberZen
    Hilarious
    Got me watching the show again for good snark. Love it!!!
  • SnotPantsVomit
    I cannot stop laughing!
    Riverdale is a complete train wreck, but that is what makes it so much fun. And this podcast? Y’all, I cannot stop laughing at the boys’ crazy comments! Please keep doing this podcast, because I’m living for it!
  • megsie 360
    You make me smile
    Keep going queens!
  • nessa_ellen
    90 Day to Rivermales
    Ahh I started watching this show just so I could listen to, and enjoy this cast, and it did not disappoint. A Urinetown reference on top of it all! Keep going queens!!!!
  • Albanshoon
    Keep Going, Queens!
    I blew through the first 3 seasons of Riverdale before I had heard of y’all. Now that I’ve binged all of the Rivermales podcast I feel so validated—it was super satisfying to hear y’all react to all the same stuff that drove me crazy. Unless the two of you recap season 4 though, I am as done as you are! Now on to Bitchcraft!
  • Krimwill
    Keeeeep goooooing queeeeeeens!
    I’ve never actually seen an episode of Riverdales, but thanks to these queens I don’t need to. I know it’s a show about teenagers who go to school only occasionally but have gay sex all the time. Priorities.
  • Fienflahcu
    Keep Going Queens!
    Matt and Poodle are so original! I have been working through all of their podcasts and I love them!
  • Yllwflme
    Keep Going Queens!!
    I'm one of those people who will watch a show long after I hate it simply out of principle. I love listening to Matty and Poodle hate this show with me, it's like hearing all of my exasperated thoughts out loud. Also, their pop culture and musical references are amazing, I thought I'd hallucinated The Torkelson's. I started listening after getting hooked on 90 Day Gays, then went back and listened to TV Tea Time/Rivermales...time to listen to Bitchcraft :) KEEP GOING QUEENS!!
  • Red_Valentina
    Funny Girls
    I live for their musical theater references and random observations 😂👯‍♀️ “The name on everybody’s lips is gonna be...RROTC" “I’d like to point out another detail I found interesting...Hiram is wearing a fur!" Thanks for all the giggles!
  • Gamegrlhnl
    This podcast is the only reason to watch this show!
    Way back when Riverdale first came out I made it through about an episode and a half and just couldn’t anymore! Then the New Sabrina came out on Netflicks and that’s when I found Mattie and Jake! Because Bitchcraft is life and Sabrina season was so short I was driven back to watch Riverdale for the sole purpose of listening to this podcast. Keep Going Queens!!
  • WYOLISA
    Laugh out Loud
    Love Riverdale? Listen to this podcast. Hate Riverdale? Listen to this podcast. Don't know what Riverdale is? Listen to this podcast. These guys are laugh out loud funny. Pure entertainment gold!
  • Moxietastic
    Makes watching the dumpster fire worth it.
    Riverdale has gone completely off the rails, but I keep watching because this hilarious podcast makes watching so much more fun. Thanks Mattie and Poodle! Keep going queens!
  • T-htx
    Quandary
    I don’t know what to do. You guys are better than the show itself and I don’t really want to watch it anymore, but I like to listen to you, but I don’t know what you’re talking about if I don’t watch the show....help!
  • maggieelizabethhouser
    Literally the only reason I still keep up with Riverdale.
    Here’s the story of why I quit watching Riverdale: I was over at a friends watching it and we were discussing how ridiculous and predictable the show had gotten, she was slightly disagreeing with me. Archie was in jail, I mentioned the Shawshank Redemption, she had never heard of it, etc. Veronica, who I hate, was like “wow, Archie is sad and needs a little more pep in his step, what can I do?” So she goes to Cheryl and she’s like, “I need your help.” I look at my friend and I say: “if she brings the river vixens to jail to cheer for Archie I’m going home.” I left immediately. But anyways I heard Archie got mauled by a bear and I wanted to hear your reactions so now I’m back.
  • CroweFiles
    Boo Cake
    Insightful, hilarious, overflowing with BDE.
  • ESRVA
    I don’t even watch Riverdale...
    But I’d listen to them talk about anything. Very funny & entertaining!
  • Mikeysg
    The best!
    Keep going Queens!
  • LawyerMcD
    Would give 9 stars if I could
    Don’t know how I got through Riverdale eps before these beautiful national treasures
  • Khaos i111
    Love you guys
    Thank you for bringing my joy. Keep on signing queens!!! Xoxo Sashafierce 825
  • houseofcylas
    Hilarious!
    These guys keep me laughing!!
  • Heather Cupcakes
    Absolutely Love You Guys!
    Not going to lie, I fell in love with you guys at the first Veronica Mars comparison you made. And I’m still only listening to the very first episode. You guys are so much fun and I’m super excited to keep listening! I don’t what the hell is wrong with me that it took me this long to discover you guys!!
  • Jay Snowdon
    Great!
    You guys are hilarious and always put a smile on my face!
  • suzy mullen
    Loving you guys
    I love you guys you guys are so funny
  • z.darlin
    Keep going queens
    I wish Riverdale was every week just so I can hear these two amazing queens every week! KEEP GOING QUEENS!!
  • Chasity Valen
    New fave
    I’m living for this podcast. You guys are a TREASURE to my heart and soul. Thank you for being so hilariously entertaining.
  • fritz799
    This show is great!
    Keep going, queens! Xoxo
  • Rjp18
    Love them!
    Keep going, queens. Keep going.
  • BRGTX
    Love from Texas
    OMG… Matt and Jake are awesome. I don’t even watch Boy Band but I love listening to them talk about it. Matt and Jake…. crack me up. Always a good time with TV Tea Time.
  • AdamSssssss
    So happy I found this
    Two personalities that have me laughing the whole time while talking about the shows I love...what more could you ask for?
  • jeffmasters1
    Matt and Jake are amazing
    Tea Time AF. I always listen as soon as they come out. !!!
  • Dignityandmoney
    Love it
    Wow such a fun pod, just makes me love TV so much more than I already do haha
  • Jen 34
    Lovvvvvvve Jake and Mattie!
    These guys have been cracking me up for a good long time so I have no idea why it took me so long to discover their podcast. Grab a cup of tea and settle in for the appropriate mix of judgmental snark, big laughs, and hilarious tangents.
  • dreamlandsings
    YES!!
    These two are absolutely hilarious and perfectly ridiculous! Anyone not listening to them is missing out on life.
  • DrJennsDen
    Really funny interactions!
    This is such an engaging and funny podcast! I love Mattie's and Jake's interactions with each other -- unexpected and humorous :)
  • Ryanbatman
    Hillarious!
    glad I found this
  • RSwetnam
    These two are amazing!
    Love Jake and Mattie! They put the rainbow sparkles into to TV recaps!!
  • emcoslife
    Better than actual tv
    Who needs to actually watch the show when you have Mattie and Jake ..... I mean still watch the shows but yes these guys are hilarious! Live the podcast , please keep it going forever!
  • Jaykant1
    I Can't Stop Smiling
    OK, I'm a new listener, but these boys CRACKED ME UP the whole time. My face still hurts from laughing!
  • rocinrobin
    Hilarious!!!!
    Great show and so entertaining!!
  • pjw888
    Endlessly entertaining
    A real hoot! Hear for yourself and you won't be sorry!
  • JP.101
    Southern Queen Realness
    Gurrrr, I spilled tea all over myself. No shade, just tea! And boy are these kweens serving that sweet tea straight up! They've got the quirky charm and banter for days. Keep doing what you're doing. Xoxo
  • gracebeauty
    LOVE IT!!
    These two are great together! I'm never not laughing! This will add infinite amounts of joy to your day!
  • Andre Diniz
    Fun Time
    I had the best time listening to these two fun guys! What a bucket of laughter!!! Can't wait to see some of these shows they're talking about.
  • Me..cousinKelly
    Podcast the best
    Love Mattie
  • Kaylaology
    Love these two!
    Best Podcast Ever! These two are hilarious, raw, and absolutely fabulous. They will have you belly laughing your entire ride home.
  • Lnasti
    Yaaassss
    This is the best stuff on earth
  • BarbraIsFabulous
    Feud galore
    Love you guys!!! I want to join the convo - you hit all of my fave parts of Feud!!!!
  • 21st Century Devi
    Keep um comin!!
    I've honestly never heard of any of the shows you review and half of what you say goes right over my head. But you make me smile and laugh for a half hour and sometimes, I need that more than anything else...
  • JFATX
    Hahaha!
    Totally snorted on the bus over this I laughed so hard.
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